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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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