Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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