Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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