I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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