shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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