I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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