It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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