was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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