But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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