btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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