he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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