i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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