Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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