grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
COCAINE IS GR8
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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