STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I smell stomach acid.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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