yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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