She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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