Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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