i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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