that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
either way he was missing a nipple.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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