My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Randomize
