your parents love me but you hate me
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
