Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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