drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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