I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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