So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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