Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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