I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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