I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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