he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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