Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so explain again why im purple
no
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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