garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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