i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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