called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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