in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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