WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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