I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Randomize
