Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Boobs speak an international language.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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