i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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