woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Found your dick twin last night
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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