why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
420 ftw
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
