so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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