guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
handjob tips. give me some.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
