erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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