i just google imaged poop.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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