i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
how does that bad decision feel?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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