Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
