We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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