that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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