you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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